in my inbox today

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
· Indubitably
· Innovative
· Preliminary
· Proliferation
· Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
· Specificity
· British Constitution
· Passive-aggressive disorder
· Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
· Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
· Nope, no more booze for me
· Sorry, but you're not really my type
· Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
· Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing


Unfortunately, it's all too true.

Listening to: Tulipan - Manic Celeste