Quiz results

This was meant to be posted yesterday, but blogger was playing silly buggers and not letting me in.

Via Peter.

Who should I vote for?

Your expected outcome:

Liberal Democrat

Your actual outcome:

Labour -20
Conservative -15
	Liberal Democrat 34
	UK Independence Party 6
	Green 27

You should vote: Liberal Democrat

The LibDems take a strong stand against tax cuts and a strong one in favour of public services: they would make long-term residential care for the elderly free across the UK, and scrap university tuition fees. They are in favour of a ban on smoking in public places, but would relax laws on cannabis. They propose to change vehicle taxation to be based on usage rather than ownership.

Take the test at Who Should You Vote For

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You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life. “Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.” “It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.” --Jean-Paul Sartre “It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.” --Blaise Pascal More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Existentialism 100% Hedonism 75% Justice (Fairness) 70% Utilitarianism 60% Kantianism 55% Strong Egoism 35% Apathy 25% Nihilism 20% Divine Command 0% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

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You are 18% geek

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

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And via Bo Peep's Sheep, I found The Crimson Room. I'm not ashamed to admit that it took me bloody ages to work it out and half of the stuff I found by accident (ie I got annoyed with the bloody thing and just started clicking repeatedly on areas that I thought should have stuff). I did work out some of the clues all on my ownsome. But eventually I had to find a cheat sheet to work out that you have to wait until the guy finishes dancing before you click on the x he points at. I have no talent for patience! ;o) After that though, I ignored the cheat sheet again and worked it out for myself. Of course, this will all make no sense to you at all until you've done it.

And also from Bo Peep's Sheep, this (I've added my own comments in italics):

[x] I wish I was a different ethnicity. (I'd like to have darker skin)
[ ] I have an eating disorder.
[x] I am short.
[ ] I am tall.
[ ] I think I'm really attractive. (relatively attractive, but not really attractive)
[ ] I prefer winter over summer.
[ ] I am a geek. (apparently not according to the quiz above)
[ ] I am a shopaholic.
[x] I am reasonably intelligent.
[ ] I am attracted to girls.
[x] I am attracted to boys.
[x] I like British accents.
[ ] I smoke regularly.
[x] I smoke socially. (only when I'm really drunk)
[x] I drink socially.
[x] I drink regularly.
[x] I get drunk easily.
[ ] I do drugs.
[x] I will never date a bad kisser.
[x] I've lied to avoid kissing them again.
[ ] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.
[ ] I am somewhat religious.
[x] I am not religious but have morals.
[ ] I am religious and I have morals.
[ ] I lie frequently.
[x] I am impulsive.
[ ] I liked Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. (Actually, I haven't seen it yet)
[ ] She's All That is one of my favourite movies.
[x] I am good at History. (I'm pretty good at modern history, but useless at ancient history)
[ ] I speak more than two languages.
[x] I enjoy taking pictures.
[x] I like spending money on myself.
[x] I like spending money on others.
[x] I have a regular income.
[ ] I earn money on a job-by-job basis.
[x] I pay my own bills.
[ ] I rely on my parents for money.
[x] I can cook.
[ ] I enjoy cleaning.
[ ] Tidyness is a must in my life.
[x] I like clutter.
[ ] My idea of good music is Britney Spears.
[x] I have heard of Blonde Redhead.
[x] I enjoy Blonde Redhead.
[ ] I am fashion-conscious.
[x] I have good taste.
[x] People tell me I have good taste.
[x] I excel academically.
[x] I am told I have yet to fulfill my potential.
[x] I am good at sports. (I'm good at picking them up, but I don't excel at them)
[x] I am good at certain sports.
[ ] I couldn't do sports to save my life.
[x] I am creative.
[ ] I am extremely artistically inclined.
[ ] I want to be an artist when I grow up.
[ ] I want to be an engineer when I grow up.
[x] I eat when I'm upset.
[ ] I cannot adapt to change.
[ ] I am interested in politics.
[x] I have shoplifted.
[x] I download MP3s.
[x] I have done underage drinking.
[x] I have gone underage clubbing.
[x] I can dance reasonably well.
[x] I can dance extremely well. (or at least, I think I can when I'm drunk)
[ ] I dance like a cardboard gorilla
[x] I can sing.
[ ] I sing like someone stepped on my foot.
[x] I can swim.
[x] I enjoy surveys.
[x] I enjoy surveys when I'm bored.
[x] I keep a journal.
[x] My teachers don't like me. (most didn't, some did)
[x] I enjoy controversy.
[x] I can be a bitch/bastard.
[x] I have a thing for bad boys/girls.
[x] I have tattoos.
[x] I've been in a nudist colony. (well... on a nudist beach, does that count?)
[ ] I'm not sure if I want to have children.
[ ] I'm not sure if I want to get married.
[ ] I know who I will marry.
[x] Someone has a crush on me. (well, I'm pretty sure he does)
[x] I am interesting.
[ ] I am a good liar.
[x] People enjoy talking to me.
[x] I annoy people from time to time
[x] I am a born leader. (apparently - I tend to have leadership put on me, rather than seek it)
[ ] I am a born leader but shouldn't lead.
[x] I've snuck out of the house.
[ ] I enjoy felching. (I didn't know what it was until I looked it up... euwww!)
[ ] I have a foot fetish.
[ ] I have a shoe fetish (non-sexually).
[ ] I watch Sex And The City.
[x] I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty.
[x] I want to be J Lo. (if just for a day)
[ ] I cut myself.
[x] I have cut myself.
[x] I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.
[ ] I hate popular people.
[ ] I think cheerleading is a sport.
[x] I am photogenic. (or so I'm told - I usually hate photos of myself)
[ ] I live in Chucks.
[x] I think graffiti is art. (some is)
[x] I have dated a criminal. (someone with a criminal record - he wasn't exactly a career criminal)
[ ] I have been cheated on.
[ ] I have cheated on someone.
[x] I have a temper.
[x] I like playgrounds.
[x] I dance in the rain.
[ ] I am obsessed with Shakespeare.
[x] I have tanlines.
[ ] My favourite colour is black.
[ ] I would classify myself as emo.
[x] I am musically inclined.
[x] I like listening to music.
[ ] I like music-blasting cars
[x] I like flip-flops.
[x] I know what monogamy is
[x] ... and I believe in it.
[ ] I want to be a social worker when I grow up.
[x] I have siblings.
[x] My siblings annoy me. (occassionally)
[x] I think South Park is funny. (occassionally)
[x] I prefer Google over Yahoo
[ ] I want to be in politics when I'm older

Listening to: Ben Folds - Songs for Silverman